Scooby Doo Porn Story: The New Adventures of Scooby Doo Chapter 12

Chapter
12– By Longstrider

James Sunderland woke up in the
afternoon, because it was his day off, and went to check his mail,
“Let’s see, ooh I might already be a winner” James read the
publishers wrecking house envelope and opened it, however there was
something horribly wrong. Inside was a form from the IRS, James was
being Audited!

“What horrible thing have I done that
Karma would drop kick me for?” James asked?

“Maybe
it has to do with your wife” Karma stated factually.

“You
mean this is another message from my dead wife?” James asked.

“Yeah sure, whatever, anyways did my penthouse come in?”
Karma returned.

“Oh yeah, here it is, right underneath
this letter telling me I need to get my drivers License renewed…”
James said performing a double take shortly afterwards. “Why god
why?”

“Why not?” God replied, “Hey, is my
Victorias secret catalogue in there, I love the Angels models in
there.”

“Hmm, ah, here it is, right underneath a
subpeona for that time I ran over that nice old lady last week.”
James said happilly followed by a quadruuple take. “KHAAAAAAANNNN!”
James screamed in anger.

“What!” Asked the past
leader of Mongolia, Ghengis Khan. “Did my Martha Stuart Living
come in?”

“Why yes it did.” James stated,
“Right underneath this death threat.”

James handed
the mail out to all of his room-mates and sat down and read the death
threat, it was from his mother, this time. “Well at least not
all my mail was bad, but, it’s like someone in the government has it
out for me, oh well, Ma always writes the best death threats.”