Scooby Doo Porno Story: The New Adventures of Scooby Doo Chapter 3
The
Mystery Machine rolled up into the parking lot of the Lakeview Hotel,
and the gang could see Harry Mason still wandering around the street
interrogating various objects. Freddy looked up at the vacant
building. The lights were out and there was apparently no one was
inside, but of course, having developed a tendency to barge into
strangers homes and businesses alike without permission or notice
to anyone inside, he turned the door knob to find it unlocked.
Lets
go on inside, gang! Freddy said motioning for everyone to go
inside. Shaggy gulped and looked up at the windows when he thought he
saw a ghostly figure dash by one of the second story windows.
No
way man! This place is haunted man! Shaggy said as his knees shook
horribly. Scooby gulped.
Raunted!
Roinks! He said hopping up into Shaggys arms. Daphne reached
into her purse.
Would
you two go inside for aScooby Snack? Daphne said holding out
what appeared to be a dog biscuit wrapped in bacon and liquorice.
Shaggy and Scooby licked their lips and both ate one of the
disgusting food items. At that time they ran into a homeless looking
woman dressed in rags and wearing makeup reminiscent of something a
woman employed at a brothel might wear.
Beware
the darkness, children. It engulfs this townit moves she
said waving her arms about dramatically. Scooby and Shaggy ran inside
the hotel, leaving Daphne, Freddy, and Velma to deal with the crazy
woman.
Darkness
you say? Velma said adjusting her glasses. The woman nodded with a
crazed look in her eyes.
Its
EVERYWHERE. She said spinning around flapping her arms making
bird noises.
What
bird are you imitating? Daphne asked. Dahlia didnt say anything
more but began eating breadcrumbs she had spotted on the sidewalk and
made a cooing noise and jumped up and down flapping. She climbed up a
fire escape along a nearby building where several newspapers and
cardboard boxes were gathered. She folder her arms and made more bird
noises while looking around.
Right.
Anyways, lets head on inside gang. Freddy said. Daphne, Velma,
and Freddy entered the Lakeview Hotel to see Scooby and Shaggy
searching the lobby for something to eat. Velma rang the bell at the
front desk waiting for someone to show up. Within a few moments, a
young looking man no older than 21 came to the front desk.
I
cant believe my dad made me get a summer job at this grody old
hoteler, sorry about that. Hello, Im James Sunderland, how can
I help you?